Showing posts with label Father Karras. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Father Karras. Show all posts

Friday, June 21, 2013

The Exorcist III: Legion

Corey says:
So, this took forever to put up, and it's my fault.  Salty made me say this.  He's got me locked up, please help!

Maire says:
If you must watch a sequel to any movie, watch Legion (its true title). It’s really good. Like at the top of my list of favorite movies good. In fact, I’m gonna go check it out from the library again now. 

Perhaps I was biased after seeing II. Perhaps I blanked that reference to Pazuzu at the end, cos let’s face it, it shouldn’t have been there anyway. Or perhaps I have an untold affinity for long staircases. But I really enjoyed this movie. It kept a good amount of creepiness with just the right amount of crazy. Kinda like Cabin in the Woods did. And it’s got George C. Scott! And Brad Dourif! And Samuel L Jackson! And Larry King! And C. Everett Coop! C’mon!


Corey says:
Ah, poor Dimmy.  He had all those mommy issues, had to watch a respected and loved priest croak, and then threw himself out of a window after inducing a cross-masturbating pea soup spewing demon to transfer from a poor peeing girl’s body to his own.  That seems like enough torment for a lifetime, right?  RIGHT?  Oh, no.  Turns out ol’ Father Karras didn’t croak after that ridiculous stair-a-palooza, and washed up on a beach somewhere!  But don’t worry, George C. Scott is on the scene.

The thing with III is that it has some really good stuff.  George C Scott does his best trying to tie in this wacky Gemini Killer’s... uh... killings with the reappearance of someone he thought long dead.  There are some awesome death (or almost death) scenes, and the agony that Dimmy goes through, knowing that he is possessed, is some incredibly moving stuff.

Then, a random exorcism!

Talked about tacked on.  Shit.  Who’s this weird priest in the beginning?  Don’t worry about it.  He won’t show up until the end of the film, where he ends up dead anyway.  Christ.  I guess the dialog between Dimmy and George C. Scott (and the ultimate fate of poor Dimmy’s soul) didn’t make for gripping enough film.  Sheesh.

Salty says:
One of The Exorcist III’s biggest flaws is that it’s called The Exorcist III rather than Legion, the director’s original title. This is a problem because it will remind the dedicated sequel viewer that there was an Exorcist II and immediately put them off wanting to watch the movie. But it’s good! I swear!

The charm of the film is its off-kilter approach to sequel-hood that reeks of its literary origins. Rather than lamely following a growing Reagan, we are instead treated to see the torment assigned to the soul of Father Karras by the demon he so callously tricked out of its young host (even though our site is full of spoilers, if any readers unfamiliar with The Exorcist III are still reading at their own peril, I regret to inform you that his punishment is not to watch his mother suck cocks in Hell). As punishment for his martyrdom Karras’ corpse is possessed and reanimated by the soul of a long dead Zodiac-type serial killer who is killing members of the church (still, that’s a bummer). Now this may sound like a bizarre follow-up, but the film makes it work.

As a plus, the main character, an aging detective of shallow faith, is played by George C. Scott, which Stephen King fans may remember as the short old white man cast to play the scary seven-foot tall one-eyed Native American in Firestarter and I have a special place in my heart for Mr. Scott due to his role in the excellent haunted house movie The Changeling (not to be confused with the Clint Eastwood movie of the same name, which I was very disappointed to find out wasn’t a remake), a film which testifies to how scary antique wheelchairs can be - occupied or not. Not to mention Brad Dourif is also in the cast and who doesn’t love that guy? From Wise Blood to Blue Velvet to Trauma (If you don’t know what this movie is I recommend it. Creepy film fact: the girl who does all the nude scenes is the director’ daughter) Brad Dourif is an unrecognized hero of acting who always leaves a lasting impression and I, for one, am sorry that he is not in more movies today – though I’ve heard that a new Child’s Play movie is going to be made and – since he does the voice of Chucky – I am glad to know that he is getting paid.

…Anyway, Exorcist III does it’s own thing, but it’s a good thing. There is a kind of nervous anticipation and the horror goods come in quick shots and brief details, but they resonate well as long as you are paying attention. In fact, it’s a film that is best viewed alone just to make sure you’re not distracted into missing something, which is a quality that I really like and respect in a movie. The main problem with watching this kind of movie with others that are seeing it for the first time is that you have to monitor any movie-watching conversation heavily to make sure that you aren’t talking about the kill that is sort of borrowed from The Abominable Dr. Phibes right when someone is about to get decapitated with a huge pair of surgical shears, and at the same time you don’t want to abruptly halt whatever your talking about and give away the fact that something is coming, because disturbed elderly people scurrying across the ceiling are most effectively distressing when they are discovered by a first-time viewer rather than being pointed out to them. It’s a slippery slope.

MaireCoreySalty
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Sunday, May 26, 2013

The Exorcist - the Franchise Introduction


One franchise down! Next up we’ve decided to go with one of the more unlikely entries to make our list: The Exorcist. It is a unique horror series in that it’s sort of what Marvel (DC is better) did with The Avengers only in reverse… only it’s a horror movie… and there are no superheroes… What I mean is what’s weird about it is that all the sequels are individual adventures of each of the characters that are joined in the first film. Part 2 follows Reagan, part 3 follows Father Karras and 4 and 5 are alternate histories of Merrin, which is something that Marvel does – it all comes together.  The franchise does reach the 5-film watermark as we have decided to treat The Beginning and Dominion as separate films as they do in fact have different, though similar story lines, and are credited to different directors (one of whom also made Nightmare on Elm Street 4, so we will be seeing more of his work later).  Who would of thought that a film with a masturbating twelve-year-old girl would have so many sequels… oh.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

The Exorcist - introducing Linda Blair

Maire says:
Woo, I’ve actually seen this one before!

Aside from being a classic, The Exorcist gives us much more than warm fuzzy memories. I feel like this is the franchise the established the trope of privileged white parent(s) with a demon possessed child. It also brought the whole exorcism ritual into pop culture. Seriously, I think I know all of the text and hub bub thanks to this franchise and The Omen franchise. And it made Linda Blair’s career! Well, for a moment anyway.

Chances are, you’ve seen this one too, so I won’t ramble. And if you haven’t seen it, go watch it. It’s pretty good.


Corey says:
This was the first time that I had viewed the “super scary pants-shitting fuck fuck fuck” version of the already terrifying Exorcist.  To add to the pot ‘o fun, this was also the first time viewing the film in over a decade.  And let me tell you: this bad boy holds up.

One of the most interesting things about this film is that much of the “scary” comes from the awful realism and desperation that Dimmy and company have to face.  There’s no fun in the film.  No camp.  Very little gore. The only jump scenes are very subtle (let’s play spot the Capt. Howdy!), which makes them even more terrifying. And yet I am horrified by what William Friedkin put together.

It’s the kind of horror that builds in you, like a cancer.  At first, I’m just uncomfortable.  So a little girl pissed herself in the middle of a party, no big deal.  Then there’s some spooky shaking.  Kind of weird, ok.  And then it just keeps going.  It keeps hitting you with escalating acts of defilement.  And that spider walk.  Fuck that spider walk.

This is one of the few films that we’ll watch that I think still affects me the same way that it did the first time I watched it.  It’s a masterpiece, and it’s status as one of the greatest of all time is well deserved.


Salty says:
Catholics go out of their way to hate themselves. What an unusual dogma: love the weak, the poor, the meager and the sick because they are blessed - but you, you’re scum, born into sin and damnation, you had better spend the rest of your life trying to make up for your own offensive existence or you’ll spend eternity filleting yourself and diving into salt or whatever. This is one of the most popular religions in the world. At least they've got good demons.

When I watch The Exorcist this is what comes to mind. For some reason - though I've seen the movie half a dozen times at least - I always forget about the Father-Karras-dying-mother subplot that is so depressing. It always catches me off guard. Instead of expecting to watch a tutorial on how to glut on self-loathing, I always remember the film as a kind of party with my dream demon the way The Murderdolls portray it in Love At First Fright, which, I believe, is the way most of the world remembers it. That is, the world and I remember a joyride with blasphemy and spinning heads and pea soup. I watch the movie to see Reagan scream “Let Jesus fuck you!” and do the blood vomiting crab-walk and to enjoy all the other rank and belching shenanigans Captain Howdy brings with him.

And the film works it’s way to those things, but you have to make a lot of other stops. First there is the sad life of Karras, then the pissing on the carpet, both of which are difficult to watch. And then we go to the hospital for tests. The tests are the worst. While it’s always funny to watch people smoke in the hospital, but advanced painful medical tests performed on a screaming young girl are not fun to watch, and it's around this time that I usually forget that I put this movie on to have fun with the devil and I start thinking that maybe I remembered wrong and that this movie isn't a joke to have fun with, but instead it’s very disturbing film. Then comes the Father’s visit to his mom in the asylum and Reagan’s mother’s despairing plea for information on how to go about getting an exorcism, and I know that the movie’s goal is to make me feel ashamed to watch it, and I kind of do.

So, by the time I get to the goods that I've been waiting for - that I looked forward to with a smile on my face - it’s not so easy to smile, because the movie is so serious that it makes you see the horror even if you only wanted to just revel in the weirdness and the chaos, and catholic or not, I am certain that I don’t want to hang out with a demon, regardless of his rank on a ship, and I start to think that maybe I should hate myself a little for thinking that I would. That’s how I know that the film was made by Catholics. Way to go fetus-huggers.

MaireCoreySalty
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