Tuesday, November 19, 2013

The Omen Franchise Summary - Spolier: Satan Loses

The Omen. What the fuck Hollywood? You know who you fucked that rottweiler to please and yet you don't even let Him win in His own damn movie. That's not okay. I mean Jesus? Come on, what an obvious choice, I really expected more from you. Instead what do we, the viewing audience get? Mediocrity, that's what - and Satanic mediocrity is the worst kind. It's like deciding to get fat on purpose and spending the next two years eating a lot of pastas, because baked goods are too sweet. That's dumb. If you're really fat and you don't have diabetes, you're dumb.

Franchise Ranking
Omen II
☆☆☆
Omen I
☆☆☆
Omen III
Omen IV
Omen V
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Prom Night's next.

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